Deck the Halls With Boughs of Ham Pie

Deck the halls with boughs of ham pie

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‘Tis the season to be cooking

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Don we now our kitchen aprons

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Troll the ancient Aldi shelves

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See the blazing burned pie before us

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Strike the phone and order Chinese food

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Follow me in merry munching

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While I tell of long-gone ham pie

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Fast away the burning pie smell

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Hail the Chinese food delivery,

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Sing we joyous all together

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Heedless of the Missing ham pie

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